she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
should my penis look like a turkey
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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