You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize