jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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