butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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