Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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