So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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