Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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