People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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