do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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