Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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