And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she smelled like a LAN party
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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