Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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