So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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