i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?