Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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