i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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