You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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