your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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