It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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