That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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