You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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