It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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