I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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