The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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