Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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