I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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