so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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