Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
home. puking in laundry basket.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize