Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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