You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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