and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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