Sry I called you an 8
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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