Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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