i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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