And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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