they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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