Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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