would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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