Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
