why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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