im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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