at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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