out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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