i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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