I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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