dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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