I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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