I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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