It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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