Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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