Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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