Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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