I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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