I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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