I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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